Conversation with Rachel, my 5 and 3/4 years of age (if you ask her):
Me: Babe, why is my bath towel on the floor after every time you use the toilet?
Rachel: Because I need it while I go potty!
Me: (panicked) what?!?!?!
Rachel: I spit while I go potty. (said as if that makes perfect sense)
Me: You spit on my towel?
Rachel: No!
Me: (huge sigh)
Rachel: I spit in the toilet, but it always makes a mess so I wipe it up with your towel! (walks out of room as if there is nothing wrong with the conversation)
Sometimes I wonder if its better to just live in ignorance.
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