Go Away

Dear Chin Hairs,
Your presence in my life is completely unnecessary. Since we are no longer in the cave man era when every follicle of hair was required for heat containment, I do not need you to exist any longer on me. Especially you white ones. You are hard to see except in the right light, you are as hard as an ornery ol' man and I personally despise you. Hours upon hours I have spent extracting you and your ill-suited cousins else-where....and yet you still keep coming back. Unannounced, unwelcome.
Please take the hint. I don't need you. I don't want you. I don't even like you. Just go away. Please.
Sincerely yours,
~Jody